{"repo":"mensfeld/passive_queue","free":true,"listed":false,"github":"https://github.com/mensfeld/passive_queue","clone":"git clone https://github.com/mensfeld/passive_queue.git","description":"Rails queue adapter for mindful developers. Accepts all jobs, executes none. Perfect reliability through strategic non-action.","language":"HTML","stars":58,"topics":["activejob","background-jobs","developer-tools","meditation","mindfulness","performance","productivity","rails","ruby","zen"],"license":"MIT","category":"productivity","readme_excerpt":"Passive Queue \"Why do today what you can put off indefinitely?\" ✨ 100% Free ✨ Zero Dependencies ✨ Infinite Scalability Passive Queue is a revolutionary background job processing system that achieves 100% success rate by never actually processing any jobs. It's the perfect solution for when you want all the benefits of a job queue without any of the messy complications of actually executing code. Why Choose Passive Queue? Embrace the zen of non-execution with features designed for the modern mindful developer: - 100% Reliable Non-Execution - Every job you schedule is guaranteed to not run. Zero false positives - your tasks will never accidentally complete. - Blazing Fast Non-Performance - Completes in 0ms every time. Infinite scalability since nothing scales faster than nothing. - Drop-in Replacement - Simply set Passive Queue as your queue adapter. All your existing jobs will gracefully do nothing. - Advanced Non-Monitoring - Real-time dashboard showing exactly how much isn't happening with detailed logs of non-executed tasks. - Zen Mode Integration - Built-in mindfulness features including bundle exec be passive for ultimate developer tranquility. - Zero Carbon Footprint - The most environmentally friendly job processor. When you do nothing, you consume nothing. Simple. Elegant. Nothing. Getting started is as easy as doing nothing: Live Dashboard Experience Passive Queue in action with our beautiful dashboard: - Jobs Queued : ∞ (All waiting peacefully) - Jobs Processed : 0 (","default_branch":null,"files":null,"tree":[],"storefront":"/r/mensfeld","claimed":false,"request_supported":{"post":"https://gitbuyer.com/r/mensfeld/passive_queue/request-supported","requests":0},"note":"indexed from public GitHub; nothing is for sale on this page. Clone it from GitHub. Paid listings live at /search."}